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Midnight story part 14 by artdude0369, literature

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Midnight story part 14

Midnight story part 14 Whirlwind was one of the snow clan. She had white fur with a whirlwind scar…. thus the name, Whirlwind. She was beautiful. “Scram! Feeble minions of Trolas must be immediately escorted of the premises. Go!” Flame laughed out loud. “We are not with Trolas, you could be a fake! Which side are you on?” “My side!” she growled. “Hey! Watch it! We can help each other deafeat Trolas,” said Midnight. “I agree,” said Caesar. “Where are you heading?” said Whirlwind. “For the mountains…. Darn it we have to go! C’mon,” yelled Midnig

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5 Simple Jokes by artdude0369, literature

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5 Simple Jokes

5 Simple Jokes Q. Why do cows wear bells? A: Because their horns don’t work. Q. What did the lawyer name his daughter? A: Sue. Q. Want to know how to annoy someone? A: Specify that your drive thru order is to-go. KNOCK. KNOCK. Who’s there? Nobody. Nobody who? Hello? A guy wanted to swim across a lake with no help by a boat. He got halfway and was so tired that he went back.

5 ways to annoy people by artdude0369, literature

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5 ways to annoy people

5 ways to annoy people 1. Inform everyone that they only exist in your imagination. 2. Follow someone and spray everything they touch with a can of Lysol. 3. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 4. Forget the punch line to an extremely long joke but assure everyone that it was really funny. 5. Write the surprise ending to a novel on the front page.

10 more ways to annoy people by artdude0369, literature

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10 more ways to annoy people

10 more ways to annoy people 1. Name your dog ‘Dog’. 2. Adjust the tint on your TV so that everyone is green and insist to others that you like it that way. 3. Ask 1-800 operators for dates. 4. After someone says something always say “that’s what you think”. 5. Change the channel five minutes before the end of every movie. 6. Follow someone around and after everything they say you say: “Liar!” 7. Ask people what gender they are. 8. Lick the salt of a chip then put it back. 9. Wander around the restaurant and ask the other customers for their parsley. 10. Ask the waitress for another seat for your i

10 more ways to annoy people 2 by artdude0369, literature

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10 more ways to annoy people 2

10 more ways to annoy people 1. Start all your sentences with “oh la la!” 2. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. 3. only type in lowercase. 4. Pay for your dinner with pennies. 5. Write “X- Buried treasure” all over someone’s map. 6. Start the same conversation over and over: “Did you hear that?” “What?” “Never mind it’s gone.” 7. Wear a cape that says “The Magnificent One.” 8. Stand over someone mumbling while they read. 9. Stare at the TV and claim you see a magic picture. 10. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

Dumb Blonde Joke by artdude0369, literature

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Dumb Blonde Joke

Dumb Blonde Jokes 1. A blonde trying to make some money goes around asking neighbours what they need help with. One neighbour said he needed help painting his porch and in return he would pay her 50$. She agreed and got to work. He went inside and told his wife. The wife says: “Do you think she knows that the porch goes all the way around the house?” “I’m sure she knows, she was standing on it,” the husband says. A short while after the blonde goes back to the neighbour and claims she’s done. He was surprised that she had finished so quickly. The blonde says: “ It wasn’t that hard, there was eve

Blonde Stewardess by artdude0369, literature

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Blonde Stewardess

Blonde Stewardess The captain of a plane just hired this beautiful blonde stewardess. The plane they were flying was a stay-in overnight in another city so the captain showed the stewardess the best place to stay overnight. The next day the captain noticed that the blonde was missing, he knew the hotel she was staying in so he called the hotel. “I can’t get out of here,” the blonde sobbed. “Why can’t you get out?” the captain asked. “There are three doors in here,” the blonde says, “one is for the bathroom, one is for the closet and one has a sign on it that says “Do Not Disturb.&#

Blonde Suicide by artdude0369, literature

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Blonde Suicide

A blonde shoots herself One day a blonde rushes to the emergency room with a broken finger. “How did this happen?” the doctor asks. “Well I was trying to commit suicide,” she says. “You were trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?” “Well, I was going to shoot myself in the chest, but I paid like 6 000$ for this breast implant so I’m not shooting myself there.” “Yes.....” Then I decided to shoot myself in the mouth but I just paid to get my teeth straightened so I didn’t do that.” “And then...” “Then I was going to shoot myself in the ear

5 reasons not to jog by artdude0369, literature

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5 reasons not to jog

5 reasons not to jog 1. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up. 2. I don’t exercise at all. If God wanted us to stretch he would of made it easier. 3. I have really floppy thighs. Good thing they’re covered by my belly. 4. If you’re going to do cross-country skiing start with the small countries. 5. I like long walks, especially when people I don’t like take them.

The Game of Intelligence by artdude0369, literature

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The Game of Intelligence

The Game of Intelligence One day, a blonde found herself sitting on a plane with a lawyer and the lawyer kept asking her to play the game of intelligence. He kept asking and asking her. He finally gave her 10-1 odds and she agreed. Each time she came up with a question that he couldn’t answer he paid her 50$ and each time he could find a question that she could not answer she paid him 5$. The Lawyer figured he could not lose. The Lawyer started. “How far is it from the earth to its closest star?” Silently and reluctantly she handed him 5$. The Blonde’s turn, she asked: “What comes up a hill with 3 legs and comes d

2 dumb blonde jokes by artdude0369, literature

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2 dumb blonde jokes

You’ve got mail! One day there was a man mowing his lawn. He noticed that his attractive blonde neighbor came out from time to time to check her mailbox and she always found nothing. Also she slammed the mailbox each time harder and harder with anger. The man, concerned, asked, “Is there something the matter?” “Yes there’s something the matter! My stupid computer keeps saying you have mail!” That hurts! “Help, help I hurt all over!” said a young blonde. “Yes?” the doctor says. “I hurt all over,” says the blonde. She touched her right knee with her right index finger and

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Whirlwind by artdude0369, visual art

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artdude0369

Jan 4, 2009

im bored

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8oTor59dAY

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artdude0369

Dec 12, 2008

Sorry

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I have quit DA...doesn't interest me anymore. I have traded art for music. I have made myself a website and I'm going to make CDs and sell them on there. You guys still can follow my work...just it won't be art anymore. Anyway check out my website at www.seantmusic.synthasite.com Email me if you have any questions (don't comment) Sincerely sorry, artdude0369 (sean-thorn@hotmail.com

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artdude0369

Oct 30, 2008

YA..... I got tagged.

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stupid ~maester96 (https://www.deviantart.com/maester96) KILL HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!! I have decided to break the chain! IM EVIL!!!! How much of your teenage life have you "messed up?" [ x] gotten kissed [ ] gotten a phone taken away in class [ ] gotten suspended (No way!  ) [x] gotten caught chewing gum (Ha! Of course! Me love gum!) [ x] gotten caught cheating on a test (I suppose. ) Total so far: 3 [ ] arrived late to class more than 5 times [x] didn't do homework over 5 times (LOL who hasn't???) [ ] turned at least 3 projects in late [ ] missed school just because you felt like it   [ ] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class Total so far: